Typical conversation with my daughter at 2am

Typical conversation with my daughter at 2am:

“Mom, help me I’m dying! Feed me! Feed me now!”

“Hold on baby, Mommy’s coming!” *Straps on My Brest Friend* *Puts stool under feet* *Puts on nipple shield* *Gets burp cloth* *Gets blanket* *Looks back at baby*

“Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

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