Hi everyone, Laelie here. I’ve been hearing what people are saying and to everyone who thinks my parents are great, I would just like to enlighten you all about a thing or two.

First off, my parents read to me to help me develop language. But mommy reads me romance novels and daddy reads me the Bible book of Matthew about hell fire and gnashing of teeth. Grandpa also was reading me horror science fiction. So far it’s looking like my first words will be “melted-flesh” instead of “cookie.”

Secondly, mommy and daddy fuss about every little inch of me. It’s like they don’t realize that I’m the most beautiful baby in the world. I seriously start to wonder if they even read their own guestbook!

And lastly, mommy is feeling lots better and is laughing again, BUT she keeps forgetting to stop laughing when I’m fighting for dear life to drink my breakfast! I mean, try sucking your milkshake down during an earthquake!

So really, thanks for all the messages saying they are great parents, but I think half the time they have no idea what they’re doing.

…I’m pretty sure daddy is still trying to figure out how to take out my batteries at night.

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