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Ahoy, me Hearties!

Ahoy, me Hearties!

Today (September 19th annually) is national Talk Like a Pirate Day! So unless you’re a lily land lubber, I expect that everyone is doing this! Don’t make me keelhaul the lot of ye, savvy?

Aye, being an old salt at this parentin’ business has taught me one thing: ye can’t get the lassie babe t’ eat her greens even with a threat t’ send her to Davy Jones’ Locker! She just be lookin’ at ye like ye’re hornswagglen her. So I’s be batten down the hatches and hoistin’ the Jolly Roger for another go a’ it. Little scallywag!

Yo ho ho!

 ~Pirate Mommy

PS: Pirate baby would like you t’ weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen! Shiver me timbers!

:)

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3 Responses to “Ahoy, me Hearties!”

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    Jessica Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 4:45 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I just found my pick-me-up site for those crummy days when you need a laugh. Remember, you can lead a baby to green beans but you can’t make her eat them. She can make you clean it off the floor, table and ceiling, though. Mama life can be so cruel.

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    Melissa Rowe Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    that was entertaining to read :-D

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    Linda Wesley Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    I’m pretty sure if I wasn’t in the office trying to be quiet right now I would be falling off my seat laughing. Oh yeah. Thanks being ridiculous, as usual, dear sister =).

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